Tag: ginger

• 2007 in review. Sort of.

  40 questions I answer every year. 1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before? 2007: Had people fight over me to work for them. Went to the wrestling. Watched people play cricket. Enjoyed both of those things. Oh, and had someone fancy me (seriously, who does that?), and treat them badly […]

  Joanna

  January 1, 2008

  Journal

  90210, bloc party, career, Coupland, deadwood, depression, feminism, gay now, ginger, gym, i need to fix a link, kat&kane, lani, matariki resolutions, screwing the crew, sparc, the gossip, torrid, veronica mars, wellingtonista, wrestling, year in review

• You are fucking incompetent and patronising and I would like to punch your smug face

  Yes, I have been remiss. But yesterday, Kimora Lee Simmons told me that I was beautiful and ultimately powerful, so I know you will forgive me. Yes, that’s right, Kimora Lee Simmons. Told me. Personally. On a swing tag. Attached to my new jeans. That I got for half prize from Torrid, in a 33.5 […]

  Joanna

  May 31, 2007

  Journal

  bowling league, citalapram, country club, crying, d&d, dressups, emo, england, extreme makeover home edition, Fatty Si, flat dinner, food show, fuckcunt, gay now, ginger, grey’s anatomy, grumpy, hamilton, ipod, lani, Lisa Fur, periods, screwing the crew, spice girls, starlajo, sue, swimming, thrush, torrid, wellingtonista, written whilst drunk

• Robot-tusslin’

  So apparently, unless you want to lie away for a significant part of the night listening to your stomach making noises similar to that of Homer’s when he took many a cannonball to the stomach in ‘Homerpalooza’ (one of my all-time favourite episodes), it’s not a good idea to swig most of the bottle of […]

  Joanna

  April 19, 2007

  Journal

  blogs vs. journals, bowling league, brad, clothes, counselling, Creative Wednesdays, depression, ginger, hadyn, heather, illness, japan, johubris, kimberley, martha, matariki resolutions, mighty mighty, nail polish, starlajo, Tokyo, wellingtonista

• The Talk of the Town

  I forgot how anal I get when I do quizes. Ohmigosh my team isn’t devoting their full energy to answering the questions? They’re disagreeing with me? THE WORLD IS ENDING! Still, it’s nice to dress up like a pirate every now and then, and then take photos from the 21st floor of your building: I […]

  Joanna

  March 26, 2007

  Journal

  amusing conversations with health professionals, amy, aut, bad tom, bars, bart, bloc party, brad, cluedo, cocktails in pineapples, depression, drunk, flat, flat dinner, ginger, great blend, hadyn, haircut, harbour, i dominate at dinner, illustrated, imbibe, internet stalkers, james, jo day, lani, lyall bay, making fun of people, maranui, martha, me in the media, meds, mighty might, night swimming, nzaid, pirates, quiz, russell brown, smoo, sue, swimming, tupelo, wellingtonista

• Insu-related

  In the time that I’ve written lately, IK really should have given some shoutouts to Harvestbird because a couple of Saturdays ago, Lisa and I spent some awesome time in her company. Oh yes, that’s right, did you enjoy that link? Cos it’s going to get more linky. So linky. Like when I talk about […]

  Joanna

  March 6, 2007

  Journal

  alan, bic runga, clothes, crying, d&d, drinking with ex-workmates, drunk, fans, fat, ginger, gym, harvestbird, heh heh, i do not have diabetes, jo day, lack of guests, lani, Lisa Fur, lyall bay, martha, mary-kate & ashley, next magazine, paramount, period, peti, shoes, SMK, smoo, starlajo, sue, swimming, torrid, wellingtonista, written whilst drunk

• Stone the flamin’ crows!

  I have been as busy as a mongoose lately. A mongoose! And consequently, there is not a part of my body that doesn’t ache. Except for maybe my right ear. But that’s it. After work on Tuesday, Karen and I went to jump into the ocean by the lagoon. Something went wrong with the way […]

  Joanna

  February 26, 2007

  Journal

  “B”, “should”, amusing conversations with health professionals, anji, bart, benI, books, caffeine, country club, craftwerk, cuba street, cuba street carnival, cwa, dancing, drinking with ex-workmates, drunk, food, fur patrol, garden, gigs, ginger, gym, harbour, i love wellington, i need to fix a link, jimmy, Jon Stewart, julia deans, karen, kateh, lani, Lisa Fur, lyall bay, maranui, martha, mary-kate & ashley, phoenix foundation, pilates, pulp fiction, shirley, smoo, summer, swimming, taxi drivers, volcanic

• Everybody loves Joanna

  Yesterday I was on fire. I discovered that my doctor had given me a three month prescription so she obviously doesn’t think I am at risk of taking all my pills at once.I went to the gym and wore a singlet instead of a tshirt because it was so fucking hot, and you know what? […]

  Joanna

  February 9, 2007

  Journal

  anji, bad tom, bff, drunk, getting lei’d, ginger, great blend, gym, heckling, injuries, karen, laid, lani, Lisa Fur, maree, martha, me in the media, meds, mighty mighty, on the up, PASH!, pop culture references, public address, public nudity, russell brown, salient, smoo, stalker, sue, swimming, tiki, work

• laid

  So apparently, in case I sober up and forget about it, I got laid tonight. We had lots of fun and apparently the condom was red and that made his cock look like a savaloy .It was weird. He was nice enought. Ithink we were discreetful on leaving. But MAN is my head dreaded now! […]

  Joanna

  February 8, 2007

  Journal

  cock, drunk, ginger, laid, meds, written whilst drunk