Tag: i am so entertaining

• Castlepoint

  On Friday night, it snowed in the suburbs of Wellington. It also snowed in my heart. Okay, so that’s actually total and utter bullshit, but I did have a really crappy night, because no one wanted to go out or stay out, and I was like all “oh, but this is the last time in […]

  Joanna

  July 23, 2006

  Journal

  cars, castlepoint, Coupland, drinking with workmates, dukes of leisure, food, games, gilmore girls, grumpy, holidays, hott boys, i am so entertaining, i need to fix a link, muse, music, nature, nazi jokes, patti smith, shiny, triplek, zombies

• Blame Canada

  My daily dialogue – both aloud and in my head – is currently peppered with the phrase “suck a fuck, you ass hat”. It’s great. It makes everything seem better when you can call the people who wrong you (rightly or wrongly) an ass hat. You’re sitting in my favourite seat on the bus? Suck […]

  Joanna

  May 12, 2006

  Journal

  arcade fire, ass hat, canadia, country club, drinking with workmates, em, extreme makeover home edition, fat, i am so entertaining, i need to fix a link, lack of guests, musician ’06, periods, phoenix foundation, suck a fuck

• A visitor from the Hawke’s Bay

  Let’s see if I can write a journal entry in twelve minutes. (Apparently not) Before I get on with the usual recounting of everything, let me just announce Canadia at the Country Club, 5pm Saturday May 6 – don’t worry, it’s planned so that you can come to this and still go to the Phoenix […]

  Joanna

  April 23, 2006

  Journal

  amy, amy&andee, bad pickup attempts, bart, black books, canadia, country club, drunk, garland, heather, i am so entertaining, jessie, jimmy, kateb, kateh, like throwing a sausage down a hallway, lisa, literally, musician ’06, papas garbanzo, sebastian, stupid drunk friends, tapiri

• December 1, 2000

  A pinch and a punch for the first of the month! Last night, I was online and feeling I dunno – bored and just a little down, when I got into an ICQ chat with Cam and Jeb. Mmmmm threesome with two gay men! It was very very amusing. Jeb wrote a derogatory haiku about […]

  Joanna

  December 1, 2000

  Journal

  brad, caffeine, clayton, garland, good tom, haiku, i am so entertaining, icq, jeb, Jezza, kateb, oral sex, renee, spice girls, spiceworld, the gays, the simpsons, vaginas