Tag: ipod

• You are fucking incompetent and patronising and I would like to punch your smug face

  Yes, I have been remiss. But yesterday, Kimora Lee Simmons told me that I was beautiful and ultimately powerful, so I know you will forgive me. Yes, that’s right, Kimora Lee Simmons. Told me. Personally. On a swing tag. Attached to my new jeans. That I got for half prize from Torrid, in a 33.5 […]

  Joanna

  May 31, 2007

  Journal

  bowling league, citalapram, country club, crying, d&d, dressups, emo, england, extreme makeover home edition, Fatty Si, flat dinner, food show, fuckcunt, gay now, ginger, grey’s anatomy, grumpy, hamilton, ipod, lani, Lisa Fur, periods, screwing the crew, spice girls, starlajo, sue, swimming, thrush, torrid, wellingtonista, written whilst drunk

• Big in Japan

  It’s Friday, I’m in love at home Last Friday night, I didn’t go out. Yes, I know. I was pretty sure that the world was going to implode too. But the one boy left at work who goes out drinking had some mysterious function on (he refused to tell me what it was, apart from […]

  Joanna

  June 8, 2006

  Journal

  anji, arcade fire, bart, beer, brad, country club, dylan, gym, i need to fix a link, illustrated, ipod, japan, karen, Lisa Fur, mexican party, ngaio, not hungover, pixie, singstar, tentacle porn, Tokyo, violence, young boys

• Seven Deadly Sins

  For Kate (Kate, do you have another name? There’s already too many damn Kates!) and Noizy and Llew, and for me, since this is all rattling around in my head right about now. Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Pride. Which (if any) have you broken? Give examples. Lust: The example that first springs […]

  Joanna

  November 23, 2005

  Journal

  benIII, counselling, depression, drinking, fat, i love my couches, ipod, meme, starlajo, things i don’t like about myself, thomas, two-year rule, vegan, vomit, wanking

• All work and no play…

  Ohh, I haven’t made a public update for a while now, so I guess I really should do that (and if you’re the couple of people who are on level 1 who haven’t commented or introduced yourself to me and therefore haven’t got the upgrade, maybe that’s something for you to think about…). So Jo, […]

  Joanna

  November 10, 2005

  Journal

  “A”, atomic, brad, cwa, doing laundry, dressups, gym, i need to fix a link, ipod, Lisa Fur, periods, SHRN, whedon, workmates