Tag: food show

• In which I reveal my true colours

  The idea that I will push you away from me long before you will even have a chance to start to dislike and then reject me is not a new one. I remember way back in the olden days, like ’02/03, talking to (Good)*Tom who assured me that there was nothing I could ever do […]

  Joanna

  May 20, 2008

  Journal

  anji, bambi, counselling, drupal, eeePC, food show, good tom, heather, hubris, hymen, karen, linux, PPP, socks, Tingle, wellingtonista

• You are fucking incompetent and patronising and I would like to punch your smug face

  Yes, I have been remiss. But yesterday, Kimora Lee Simmons told me that I was beautiful and ultimately powerful, so I know you will forgive me. Yes, that’s right, Kimora Lee Simmons. Told me. Personally. On a swing tag. Attached to my new jeans. That I got for half prize from Torrid, in a 33.5 […]

  Joanna

  May 31, 2007

  Journal

  bowling league, citalapram, country club, crying, d&d, dressups, emo, england, extreme makeover home edition, Fatty Si, flat dinner, food show, fuckcunt, gay now, ginger, grey’s anatomy, grumpy, hamilton, ipod, lani, Lisa Fur, periods, screwing the crew, spice girls, starlajo, sue, swimming, thrush, torrid, wellingtonista, written whilst drunk

• The first rule of Fight Club

  Don’t worry, I’m not about to go all Heather on you, although I feel it is only fair to warn you that generally these days her proposed solution to all my problems is “want me to kick their ass for you?” No, instead I’m going to talk about that whole thing when you know what […]

  Joanna

  May 27, 2006

  Journal

  “A”, caffiene, food show, heather, jessie, jimmy, karen, Lisa Fur, musician ’06, nazi jokes, PASH!, phoenix foundation, shiny, triplek

• You know who else got spammed by the Germans? THE NAZIS.

  This morning I have Joy Division turned up loud while I spend an hour deleting all this horrible spam. You know who else got spammed by the Germans? THE NAZIS. Last night I went to meet one of my ex clients at her hotel, so I parked it in her garage real good. Of course […]

  Joanna

  May 25, 2005

  Journal

  drunk, food show, karen, nazi jokes, photos of me