Tag: country club

• Sausage-Quest 2008

  So, here’s the thing. I know it’s been a long time since I wrote, but here’s my current big issue: I haven’t pashed any boys this year. More specifically, I’ve only made out with girls in 2008 (see how that’s different? No, me neither). And that would be okay if I was going into the […]

  Joanna

  October 9, 2008

  Journal

  amy, country club, creepy, dressups, flatmate wanted, gay now, i just want a pash, karen, kowhai, romania, Tingle

• Zombie Bride will eat your brains

  As per usual, let me start off this entry with an invitation to a party: We’re having Country Club: India on Saturday, and you’re of course invited. I must clean and make curries and try and make mini naans before then. What a busy girl I’ll be. As per usual. I suspect starting my free […]

  Joanna

  November 4, 2007

  Journal

  absinthe, bad pickup attempts, bad tom, cooking, country club, dancing with the gays, dressups, flat dinner, good tom, hott boys, illustrated, india, kane, kat, mary-kate & ashley, quiz, sebastian, shirley, wrestling, yenping, zombies

• On being a good (busy) woman

  Once again, I have been unfathomably busy. I know I start every journal entry like this lately, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? When I left you last, I’d just been to Bar Camp, which was an unconference. Accordingly, I went to a conference on Wednesday at the Stadium. The catering was […]

  Joanna

  September 22, 2007

  Journal

  anji, bambi, barcamp, bart, conference, country club, d&d, fur patrol, hannah, i need to fix a link, illustrated, karen, kat&kane, Lisa Fur, mary-kate & ashley, mighty mighty, new flatmates, people I’ve made out with, phoenix foundation, scopa, shirley, smoo, tupelo, USSR, work

• You are fucking incompetent and patronising and I would like to punch your smug face

  Yes, I have been remiss. But yesterday, Kimora Lee Simmons told me that I was beautiful and ultimately powerful, so I know you will forgive me. Yes, that’s right, Kimora Lee Simmons. Told me. Personally. On a swing tag. Attached to my new jeans. That I got for half prize from Torrid, in a 33.5 […]

  Joanna

  May 31, 2007

  Journal

  bowling league, citalapram, country club, crying, d&d, dressups, emo, england, extreme makeover home edition, Fatty Si, flat dinner, food show, fuckcunt, gay now, ginger, grey’s anatomy, grumpy, hamilton, ipod, lani, Lisa Fur, periods, screwing the crew, spice girls, starlajo, sue, swimming, thrush, torrid, wellingtonista, written whilst drunk

• …Afternoon delight

  Item! Last night Barticus and I went up to the uni to see Lani in the Law Revue. Lani was great, the law revue not so much. It still made me wanna do another play though. It’s been ten years since I was last on stage. Ten! Years! It was amusing seeing a boy in […]

  Joanna

  May 10, 2007

  Journal

  90210, bart, bowling league, country club, Creative Wednesdays, england, five year plan, garland, job hunting, lani, Lisa Fur, nzaid, party planning, primary school, rarotonga, swimming, theatre, thomas, threadless, wellingtonista

• How many is a Brazillion?

  So Cheney is briefing Dubya on the events of the day, and of course Dubya isn’t paying much attention because he’d rather be playing with his toy cars, but when Cheney says “…oh and three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq,” George looks up and his eyes seem terrified. “Dick,” he says, “how many […]

  Joanna

  April 17, 2007

  Journal

  benIII, books, bowling league, brad, brazil, clothes, cluedo, cocktails in pineapples, country club, dressups, dylan, elements, food, gigs, i need to fix a link, illness, jeremE, jessie, jimmy, jokes, kateh, Lisa Fur, placebo, public address, smoo, thomas, toe sucking, tori amos, torri, wellingtonista

• The Chocolate Weekend

  My conversation with Smoo on Sunday morning when I got up (okay, it was actually 5pm, rather than the morning): Me: Smoo, will you provide me with an alibi if I go next door and rip off the heads of the children who have been screaming ALL FUCKING DAY stupidhoppeduponchocolatefuckheadsihatesthem? Smoo: I was going to […]

  Joanna

  April 10, 2007

  Journal

  101 stories, bart, bowling league, boys boys boys boys boys, brazil, bust, citalapram, counselling, country club, flat dinners, frindigo, gilmore girls, gym, hungover, i need to fix a link, karen, kateh, lani, laundry, magazines, me as a cat, musician ’06, nzaid, otters, pure joy, shirley, smoo, wellingtonista, you’re so entertaining

• Stone the flamin’ crows!

  I have been as busy as a mongoose lately. A mongoose! And consequently, there is not a part of my body that doesn’t ache. Except for maybe my right ear. But that’s it. After work on Tuesday, Karen and I went to jump into the ocean by the lagoon. Something went wrong with the way […]

  Joanna

  February 26, 2007

  Journal

  “B”, “should”, amusing conversations with health professionals, anji, bart, benI, books, caffeine, country club, craftwerk, cuba street, cuba street carnival, cwa, dancing, drinking with ex-workmates, drunk, food, fur patrol, garden, gigs, ginger, gym, harbour, i love wellington, i need to fix a link, jimmy, Jon Stewart, julia deans, karen, kateh, lani, Lisa Fur, lyall bay, maranui, martha, mary-kate & ashley, phoenix foundation, pilates, pulp fiction, shirley, smoo, summer, swimming, taxi drivers, volcanic

• The Queen of Blogging

  Apparently Russell doesn’t read Next. If he did, he’d know (because somehow apparently it’s easy to miss on Hubris, because it’s only like OH I DON’T KNOW, THE TITLE OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PAGE) that “Joanna McLeod doesn’t like the word ‘blog’”. In fact, that’s the first sentence of the piece, entitled ‘Blogging On’, on […]

  Joanna

  February 13, 2007

  Journal

  amusing conversations with health professionals, anxious, bic runga, blogs vs. journals, brave, cleaning, clothes, counselling, country club, creative, flat dinner, food, gym, home decor, i need to fix a link in this post, injuries, karen, kateh, lani, me in the media, nauseous, public address, russell brown, shirley, smoo, stds, swimming, trophy wall, wellingtonista

• Doing it Swedish Style

  I skipped work on Friday, because I was feeling like crap. When I woke up in the afernoon, I was feeling much better and able to run many errands and spend much much money on things I didn’t really need, like bottles of brandy, and new Xmas lights and wig hireage. It also made me […]

  Joanna

  December 15, 2006

  Journal

  country club, decorations, dressups, drunk, dylan, fia, gaxys, guests, illustrated, maranui cafe, porn, sebastian, sweden, triplek, wigs