written whilst drunk

• 5/14/2011

  On how +7 makes the 09 so different from the 04

• 8/16/2009

  Are you ready?

• 8/15/2009

  Dancing like crazy

• 6/23/2007

  You down with OPP??? (Other People’s Plog… or is that PEOPLES’???? ) Hahahah,.. relevant!

• 5/31/2007

  You are fucking incompetent and patronising and I would like to punch your smug face

• 4/26/2007

  In which I am drunk and foolish. For a change.

• 3/6/2007

  Insu-related

• 2/8/2007

  laid

• 1/1/2006

  DO WE GET THAT?

• 12/14/2005

  Kong is king