Suggested Hobbies for those that are bored:

basket weaving

peggy square knitting

french cooking

torrid affairs

talk show addiction

finding every single page in Holloway

email my dad and ask him for some of his geometric puzzles he’s always doing

I don’t mean to sound ungrateful. But I feel like some cliched teenager in some cliched teenage book who’s having cliched problems with her cliched parents. You can’t wrap me up in cliched cotton wool.

I survive. I thrive. And whatever happens, it’s going to make for some entertaining reading.

So thank you anyways – I’m sure you wanted what’s best.