If I say that I don’t want to see Goldenhorse, do you think I could get a ticket to Pluto & Goodshirt for just $20?
Why do painkillers work so much better if you wash them down with wine?
At what stage are you allowed to smack your friends over the head for being stupid and/or bad?
Now that I’ve bought Firefly, what the hell am I going to do once the 5th season of Angel comes out and I’ve bought that too?
Why don’t more of you have hubris logins?
What do I have to do to make you like me enough to want to sign in?
What the hell did I do to V to make her dislike me so much?
Do I keep thinking that the disturbing large amount of red pohutakawa out my window is the leftover from a massacre because I am pouring buckets of blood at an alarming rate out of my front bottom?
Is there any worse term for a vagina than a ‘front bottom’ ?
What do you think the chances are that my two ex cow-orkers will actually have the office clean by the end of the day?
Why did I dream that I was attacked in a bathroom and nearly strangled to death by a naked man through a shower curtain?
How can I teach Sebastian that I’d much rather be woken up by a kiss on the nose than a bite on my toes?
What’s for dinner?
Whyever did I buy Confessions of An Heiress just now?
Does the fact that I used a book token for it make it any better?
Is the fact that I now own a Paris Hilton book more disturbing than the fact that I am seriously craving a pair of high heels for no good reason?
Still on an accessories tip, how the hell am I ever going to replace my lovely red studded handbag that I bought in a boutique in Melbourne for what seemed like a lot of money ($60 aussie) long before they were all over the House of G type shops, now that I’ve had it for four years and it’s getting ratty and also cuts me lots?
Should I switch to 027 and finally get myself a pxt capable phone?
Even if that means leaving the number I’ve had since it said “Bell South” on the phone?
Will it be the mean brake-slamming driver who will make me walk home in the rain on the bus today?
Hubris 
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