Very quickly before Lisa gets here, I should tell you what I’ve been up to.

Firstly, you are invited to this:

I just spent $130 at Pak’n Slave on cocktail mixers and food for it, so you know it’s going to be good. Get in touch with me for the actual address cos it’s not here, obviously.

Secondly, Lisa is coming over now to start watching Twin Peaks as we have very sadly finished the second series of 90210 and pretty much soaked my couches in my urine at the special features. OMGSOGOOD.

Thirdly, I’m still looking for a job.

Fourthly I just got a $400 parking ticket outside my own home.

Fifthly I am so very tired. I haven’t done very much lately, except watch TV. That’s okay though I suppose. I did write a review of Medina on the Wellingtonista that you should check out. And I went to Crafting on the weekend and caught up with my homies Martha, Sue, Hadyn and Kimberley, all of whom I hope to see at my house on Saturday.

Sixthly now I have to go and take whores-de-vours out of the oven now in preperation for Saturday, so let’s leave it at that eh?