Tag: martha
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Women who are good
I’ve been sick all week, chunks of my brain flying out of my nose and throat all swollen up like someone full of pride, and that’s not a lot of fun, and it’s not particularly inspiring. I’ve been so sick I DIDN’T EVEN FEEL LIKE MAKING OUT last night when Pashfriend was over. That is […]
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Stolen Moments
Last time I wrote, I was planning for Martha’s new Wanda Harland opening, and now that was a couple of weeks ago. I had a tremendous amount of fun. There was the most amazing cheese in the whole wide world there (one was called “OMG Triple Cream Brie” by Over The Moon) and because I […]
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Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Why hello there! I am back from Vanuatu. It was fantastic. Karen and I stayed at Breakas, got lots of sunshine, ate amazing food, drank a lot of French wine, did the most amazing snorkelling ever and read huge stacks of trashy books, magazines and watched many episodes of The Mighty Boosh at night on […]
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Biting social commentary
This post will be written very quickly while I wait for my flatmate to vacate the bathroom or the kitchen or whatever it is that he’s banging around in. Things that I have been up to lately have included achieving all the things that I set out to achieve in my last journal entry. I […]
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Doing the jumble
Things are all bleeding into other things right now, except for my twat bleeding into my panties like it should be, except for the occasional days of spotting. Oh yes that’s right, it wouldn’t be a proper Hubris entry if we didn’t spend at least part of the time talking about my period now would […]
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Long snake moan
I have been reading my journal from 1999, spurred on by stumbling across Shakespeare in Love on TV and deciding to find what I’d written about it, and realising what was going on with my life at the time, but anyways, I fucking wish I could be that honest and upfront right now. I mean, […]
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Blended like the puke in my shower this morning
1. Some photos that the lovely Miss Fur took on my request. My sexy new filing cabinet, all painted up and installed in my room and full of bed linen My sexy new Sharondalier. Sort of. (oh okay, she hasn’t uploaded them yet, but when she does, I will edit this) 2. I went to […]
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