Tag: girlfriend
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2017 in review
1. What did you do in 2017 that you’d never done before? Completed two years in the same job Fought for a promotion after receiving constant praise Planned a Hen’s Party that didn’t happen Asked someone on via Twitter 2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? […]
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2016 in review
Yes, I’m four months late. So that’s great. But I still think it’s important to check in with myself, so tolerate me please? 1. What did you do in 2016 that you’d never done before? Left the country so I wouldn’t break up with T. Got broken up with anyway. 2016 was fucking awful. Is […]
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Love dares you to care about the people on the edges of the night
If you look at the title of this post and think “umm, has Joanna been meaning to write this since January when Bowie died”, then congratulations my friend, you are 100% correct. I’m only what, eleven months late. And what could have possibly have changed that much since then? I mean, it’s not like the […]
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2015 in Review
Hey, it’s time for the six monthly Hubris update! And what better way to do it than with the annual review. 2014 is here for comparison. 1. What did you do in 2015 that you’d never done before? Celebrated a six month anniversary. And then a YEAR ANNIVERSARY HOLY SHIT. Felt like I was going […]
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In which Good Friday is good
Kelly and I cleaned the house today – to the level of vacuuming UNDER the sofa pillows and rotating them, and while I was vacuuming I was dancing to Salt’n Pepa, so not only do I have the feeling of productivity, I also have the exhaustion of exercise, and I just feel so GOOD. This […]
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In which the passive becomes aggressive
I imagine (in fact I know from experience) that if you are a close friend of mine and you break up with someone, I will be on your case day and night checking in on you, possibly to the point where you’ll be like “I get that you’re worried about me, but I will be […]
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We already know how this ends
We broke up. It seems inevitable now. Those naive discussions back in June about how maybe a casual something would be nice were incredibly naive. So was my inevitable thinking about the future and about whose sperm we could borrow if we wanted to have babies together. She doesn’t see herself with me in twenty […]
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Living the smug life
I am going to catch you up on my life. But first, I am going to talk to you about Firmoo glasses, who emailed me waaay back in July offering me free glasses in exchange for blogging about them. Go ahead, click that link, because free glasses are awesome. What I like about Firmoo is […]
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Pussies and so forth
I have a girlfriend. I say this not because I am bragging (although she is smokin’ hot and lovely), but more because last week a bill towards Marriage Equality passed its first reading in parliament 80 to 40. It was a tremendous day full of emotions that Sarah Rose has written about. I posted this […]
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