written whilst drunk

• 3/2/2002

  Desserter’s Music

• 12/27/2000

  Tonifgt, matthew, I’m going to be drunk Joanna

• 11/9/2000

  Oh Alcohol, how many marriages have you arranged?

• 9/8/2000

  Schmoozer

• 9/2/2000

  I’m hideous, I should just og to bed but like, I’m niot sleepy. so ui will ramble, and you will read it

• 5/6/2000

  The last time that I had sex with you

• 11/13/1998

  The Date Speaks