September 2000

• 9/30/2000

  staying the same is easier than changing

• 9/30/2000

   if you’re off the Internet, you’re obviously not a serial killer….

• 9/29/2000

  “if email were flowers, i never brought you flowers, ever”

• 9/27/2000

  One of these days, I’m so going to do a restaurant critique site

• 9/26/2000

  Adventures with a snowy road and a broken car

• 9/24/2000

  There’s just a certain uncoolness in lugging along a ghetto blaster if you’re in it for the long haul

• 9/23/2000

  “Am I a phillips lady shave?”

• 9/21/2000

  It sucks that I start using phrases to take the piss and then get stuck on them

• 9/20/2000

  Janitors cleaning up “protein spills”

• 9/18/2000

  The thing I didn’t write about was all the SECRET LESBIAN PASHING